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Sept Demotivational Poster

RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass

TAGS: september challenge military 82nd airborne all americans
Rating: 4.16/5

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rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm
Looks like a sh** from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm
This is a great sh** and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm
f***stick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and f***ing annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. f*** i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America f*** YEAH attitude....however, this is a great jux***osition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm
that caption is perfect

THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.

TAGS: september challenge oh hair sorry about that
Rating: 3.61/5

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:3 - September 7, 2009, 10:54 pm
lol pretty funny... not the best but alright
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 12:12 pm
I think I've seen this pic before.
Hypercat-Z - September 6, 2009, 6:51 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA... And thank you for the ispiration!
aaa - September 4, 2009, 2:01 pm
I thought no pubic hare couldn't be shown here. No wait...... Nevermind.... .
culos - September 4, 2009, 2:00 pm
BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 11:30 am
Love it, 5 pubic hareballs here!
Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 9:29 am
Amsome! 5 badly groomed lions
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:28 am
Right? I almost clicked reject on accident 'cause I was laughing so much, separate those b***ons a little more for me, M? LOL!
motifake - September 4, 2009, 9:27 am

FULL of WIN, 5L for you!
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:17 am
Made me laugh. Makes approving so much easier!

AIRBORNE - Put your knees in the breeze!

ALLAH-U-SNACKBAR! - Get the Special Kebab Combo with Felafel and a soda for just 5 dinar!

TAGS: september challenge open 7 days a week
Rating: 3.7/5

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jollyman - November 27, 2009, 11:29 am
waaaaay to great
Eugene - October 17, 2009, 10:40 am
He looked like that "THIS IS SPARTA!" guy at a quick glance


TAGS: sept calendar challenge 14th house
Rating: 4.26/5

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zoomer296 - February 7, 2013, 9:58 pm
I'm not crazy! I'm crazy!
rudeboy308 - September 17, 2011, 9:57 pm
I'm a lefty, and you have no idea how long it took me to chew through the straps on the straitjacket. Oh, crap! Gotta go! They're coming to take me away, ha ha!
justme - September 15, 2011, 8:31 am
hey I'm a leftie, I just haven't been caught yet :P

AIRBORNE SCHOOL - Week 1: Separates the men from the boys Week 2: Separates the men from the fools Week 3: The fools jump!

CRIMSON WAVE - You'll know long before she breaks out the board that the red tide is coming in!

TAGS: september challenge pms surf the crimson wave
Rating: 3.39/5

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temp - September 20, 2009, 12:10 am
Wow, Lilo's all grown up!! I bet even Stitch knows when to behave rather than incur her wrath.

THE FRENCH - It's not always bad when they surrender.

TAGS: september 21 french challenge surrender
Rating: 3.96/5

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tugtramp - October 24, 2012, 3:57 pm
Half- French (Duh!)
tugtramp - October 24, 2012, 3:56 pm
I had a French girlfriend, just shaved the one armpit!
fascistfrenchman - October 11, 2011, 3:27 am
Oh là là!
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:04 pm
And now...while you are all tied up...I will SHAVE your armpits!

PERVERT - Stop staring at my udders!

TAGS: september challenge milk strained udders
Rating: 3.09/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 3:32 am
Massachusetts, it's a hard place you be a cow. It is the only state to vote to keep b*********, that is FUBAR!
culos - April 12, 2011, 4:17 am
You shouldn't talk about your momma like that!
moezyjozy - April 11, 2011, 9:46 pm
Cows have 4 teats and one udder, dumb a**.
culos - January 10, 2010, 10:57 am
Aw chucks, do you feel left out? Why don't you bend over and watit....
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:54 am

eretwhatthef*** - go away
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:47 am
culos, logicdude, have we to leave you alone? so you can stay alone givin' head each others?
culos - September 3, 2009, 9:47 am
Your best ever! I guess this comes from personal experience? Don't worry, you're not alone.... 5 golden cows from me!

DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women!

TAGS: september challenge wedding stupid applies to both ***es
Rating: 3.56/5

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Sotesf - October 7, 2009, 7:55 pm
sadly they get taken advantage of more than female blonds

GOOD VS EVIL - Are you ready for some Star Wars? All my Wookie friends are comin' over toniiiiiight!!!

TAGS: september challenge good vs evil football
Rating: 3.85/5

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agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 7:59 pm
_dog - September 24, 2009, 5:30 pm
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:33 pm
4L Starwars meh...

IT'S NOT FUNNY - When it happens to you!

TAGS: twin towers september 11th atomic mushroom
Rating: 2.31/5
Corey - August 16, 2009, 6:09 am
Yeah cuz we wernt at war with Japan or anything, and its not like a invasion of the island wouldnt have costed 100's of thousands of lives... oh wait.
Anon - August 3, 2009, 9:31 pm
Don't make us come for you next.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 3, 2009, 12:31 am
Nor did many find it funny when we did it to them.
Derek - August 2, 2009, 9:46 pm
Never a truer thing said.

DRAWING FLIES - Its Still a Honey Wagon to Me.

TAGS: septic tanker
Rating: 4.45/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:42 pm
You really got to have a sense of humor about your ****ty job. ^_^ 5L
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:20 pm
The local school district is ****ty.
Bolverk3778 - April 3, 2013, 8:44 am
Please leave by the nearest drain. lol

LEGO ICE - After it melts you'll pee bricks!

TAGS: september challenge not another brick meme
Rating: 3.38/5

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BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 1:12 pm
That's talent AK...if you could Google with...oh never mind
Arrogant Knight - September 18, 2009, 12:41 pm
"The Google Bone" ....*shudders*
LogicDude - September 18, 2009, 12:40 pm
Luck of the Google Bone!
BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 12:39 pm
That's 2 funny "Bricks-Lego" Posters there LD! If I remember the first you did is already in HOF! Excellent my man!
Hakiu - September 18, 2009, 12:03 pm
Epic, an actual "Bricks" poster that is actually funny.

FIREPOWER - For every action there will be an immediate and overwhelmingly superior reaction

TAGS: september challenge military destroy them through superior firepower
Rating: 3.41/5

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HammerofHeeb - December 16, 2010, 2:36 pm
10th Mountain Div. (The patch) We're up here in NNY keeping those Canucks in line. And that's actually firing cheap goods. Oh, Canada, I love you. (Really, I do.)
Derek - September 28, 2009, 5:56 pm
If this were true, there would be very little if any war.


FAMOUS QUOTES - A true friend will stab you in the front - Oscar Wilde

TAGS: sept calendar challenge 6th house
Rating: 4.53/5

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house - September 5, 2011, 11:57 pm
different Mod, different result
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 11:08 pm
If at first you don't succeed... LOL


ARM WRESTLE? - Be careful...he may look cute but don't underestimate him!

TAGS: september challenge wrestling bring it stallone
Rating: 3.79/5

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that guy - September 25, 2009, 12:59 pm
well he would kick my a**
Sean - September 8, 2009, 8:34 pm
My favouritist motifake.

BABY PICTURES - Optimus Prime's Mom always liked to drag this one out to show his dates

TAGS: september challenge trucks when prime was a little pickup
Rating: 3.74/5

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Airman - July 6, 2012, 5:09 pm
MR M, it's from 2009.. it doesn't get to see the light of day much anymore
motinet - July 6, 2012, 3:58 pm

136 votes and not a single facebook share?!?!?!??
rerun - October 5, 2009, 8:34 pm

next she will be showing the one with him n**e on the rug in front of the fireplace
Airman - September 28, 2009, 12:06 pm
THAT is funny
Arnaldo - September 28, 2009, 9:06 am
Sean - September 27, 2009, 8:14 pm
Great and kinda sweet too. Altogether now: "Ahhh, Moooommmmm!"
DrunkenDave101 - September 27, 2009, 7:02 am
This amuses me
Cam - September 27, 2009, 4:02 am
Hahaha. Very nice. 5 lions.

VILLIANESS - Come on, who wouldn't want to work with "forces of evil" like these? I wonder if we could carpool?

TAGS: september challenge evil chicks are h**
Rating: 3.65/5

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Lovellama - December 29, 2009, 6:29 pm
If those were my co-workers i would certainly go over to the Dark Side.


TAGS: sept calendar challenge 24th house
Rating: 4.75/5

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mariand - September 26, 2011, 9:45 am
thi5 sound nice... and I believe it's true

DELTA FORCE - Circa 480 BC

TAGS: september challenge military small in numbers big in fight
Rating: 3.59/5

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Hasbunmb - March 21, 2010, 12:37 pm
The elite few... sounds about right...
TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 8:43 pm
I knew a Marine recruiter who used to tell kids that Marines are the Spartans of the US Military.

#47 SAID TO #3 -

TAGS: september 7
Rating: 3.32/5

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Bartimaeus - March 11, 2010, 7:27 pm
There are co-ed prisons. They just aren't funded by the state...and you don't have to commit a crime to get thrown in them. You mostly just have to fall in the pit.
mattb - December 29, 2009, 12:39 am
great poster great song, btw anyone ever wonder what gender 47 and 3 were? Last time i checked there are no co-ed prisons.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 2:37 pm
Do over! Called it! ... title: OZ text: The Musical.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 2:36 pm
It's like something outta OZ.

DARWIN STUBBY - Australia is a big country, with a big thirst thats why our beers come in big sizes (take that Texas)

TAGS: sept calendar challenge 3rd house
Rating: 5/5

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Verdeckt - September 3, 2011, 9:01 am
Oh no you did-dent... LOL

AUSTRALIANA - All great Aussie inventions have one thing in common They were made by lazy people, for lazy people so lazier people had more drinking time


SAFETY - To truly keep ones self safe One must remember and avoid the most dangerous of things Commonly called - THE WIFE

TAGS: sept calendar challenge 4th house
Rating: 4.62/5

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mariand - September 5, 2011, 3:24 pm
I'll remember thi5...

RIGHTS - The Constitution affirms my right to arm bears! I mean, bear arms!

TAGS: september challenge bears are crack sh**s
Rating: 3.73/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:40 am
There's a homestarrunner video about a fake charity called "pistols for pandas". I guess it just proves there are no new jokes.
aesop's folly - December 18, 2009, 4:58 pm
ridiculous, I LOVE IT!

YUMMY - I love these things! Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside!

TAGS: september challenge bears i lift you grab
Rating: 3.65/5

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LogicDude - September 5, 2009, 9:41 pm
Nothin' naughty here...*snickers*...move along now!
mallen - September 5, 2009, 9:36 pm
got it, thanks.
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 8:59 pm
Who're you trying to convince here?
Sean - September 5, 2009, 8:58 pm
no it's not!!!!
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 8:56 pm
...It's where they do naughty stuff.
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 8:55 pm
PM's = Private Messages.... On the forum.
mallen - September 5, 2009, 8:39 pm
Since I have no idea what "PM's" is an abreviation for none taken.
Sean - September 5, 2009, 8:32 pm
Check yer PM's LD. (no offence mallen)
LogicDude - September 5, 2009, 8:13 pm
Another fave of mine was with the 2 bears and the eskimo running off: "I lift, you grab - is that so hard?"
mallen - September 5, 2009, 7:59 pm
God bless Gary Larson.

CAMOUFLAGE - Note her excellent use of earth tones to blend into the desert environment

TAGS: september challenge military h** women rock camo
Rating: 3.52/5

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TheSarge - November 10, 2009, 1:05 pm
Saw her in Bagram back in 02...couldn't find an empty por***otty on the whole d*** base that night.
Bah - November 6, 2009, 10:31 am
...yep, that definitely says "Combat ra**"
richai - October 22, 2009, 11:30 pm
Leeann Tweeden FTW! long time viewer, first time poster.
temp - October 4, 2009, 8:04 pm
Does her shirt say "1969 Combat ra**"?
BoneCD - September 29, 2009, 12:12 am
I wonder how much that pen would go for on EBay...
Derek - September 28, 2009, 6:18 pm
At the front line of the moral-booster division

PMS - Just because I'm bitchy, doesn't mean you're not irritating!

What's The Difference? -

TAGS: pzy september 11 cow farmer
Rating: 3.22/5

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MashiMashi - September 15, 2014, 2:19 am
As a VETERAN!!!! I get pissed off when we have feets of snow in the MID-WEST and all the national news shows is patio furniture in New-york covered with a light frosting, and scream blizzard.
MashiMashi - September 15, 2014, 2:19 am
As a VETERAN!!!! I get pissed off when we have feets of snow in the MID-WEST and all the national news shows is patio furniture in New-york covered with a light frosting, and scream blizzard.
EmilioDumphque - September 14, 2014, 4:49 pm
You see, Larry? You see what happens? You see what happens, Larry, when you try to "find a stranger in the Alps"?
MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:16 am
5L for calling it pzy!
Zetmonk - September 12, 2014, 12:45 pm
I almost enjoyed the low rating more than the poster. Stepped on some toe5!
EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2014, 1:03 am
Wasn't that the day somebody attacked those New Yorkers? Man-o-man, they must have been pissed off about something!
vindicator - September 11, 2014, 8:06 pm
dude thats f***ed up.
Sho - September 11, 2014, 3:42 pm
5L hahahaha
Sho - September 11, 2014, 3:42 pm
5L hahahaha

P.M.S. - As a kid, I always wondered why dad spent so much time in the garage... drinking.


WEDDED BLISS - They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

1759 - To Arthur Guinness. Legend.

TAGS: arthur s day 24th september cheers
Rating: 3.57/5

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agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:11 pm
I'm loading up as I type... but not with the 250 stuff. Proper Guinness, if I may.
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 7:52 pm
I went on a beer run...saw this on sale...reminded me of 2 girls and a cup...and it wasn't even a red party cup.
LogicDude - September 24, 2009, 9:49 am
Holy crap! Guess we won't be hearing from Aggy for the next few days...

FRENCH KISS - Well, this explains both the term AND why he always wore those stacked-heel boots

?+? DON'T MIX -

TAGS: sept calendar challenge 25th house
Rating: 4.2/5

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caveman - September 26, 2011, 9:56 am
I take offense to this....however true it may be.

DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! - Ummmm Cap'n? It was your LAST command that was a submarine. THIS is a SURFACE ship!

TAGS: september challenge military calling mr limpet
Rating: 4.08/5

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GreyScorpion - February 13, 2010, 9:36 pm
B-5!! did she sink your battleship?
CpnKangaroo - February 13, 2010, 9:30 pm
DO NOT DOUBT MY JUDGEMENT... I SAY DOWN!! 5 ships that go down better than my ex-gf
BoneCD - September 28, 2009, 2:35 pm
LMAO...5 sub patrols for this LD


JUST KEEP SWIMMING - In the deep waters of Motifake, I am a guppy.

TAGS: sept16 water
Rating: 3.73/5

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agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 3:03 pm
The almighty motifake. But, great advice, space!
spacedog - September 17, 2009, 9:18 am
Ha, you got me there bOB! I came up short on syllables on that second line.
bOB cHIN - September 17, 2009, 8:51 am
I really like this 'dog. But I'm pretty sure that the haiku September challenge has already passed. No matter... 5 Tadpoodles from me

GOOD - No matter how good you may be, there's still a little evil in you!

TAGS: september challenge good vs evil
Rating: 3.59/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:50 am
That's what Hitler said. The Nazis knew a thing or two about showers.
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:12 pm
Awesome man =D
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:02 pm
That's what showers are for.
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 5:37 pm
I have seen this pic before... I rated your caption
_dog - September 24, 2009, 5:34 pm
5L's. Excellent negative space LogicDude.
Sean - September 24, 2009, 5:26 pm
*two word phrase
Sean - September 24, 2009, 5:25 pm
Or ... no matter how much Evil is within you, you can usually pull off lookin' Good on the outside -- tomato ... tomato (so to speak, although I think that two phrase kinda loses something in print).
MrRandom - September 24, 2009, 5:04 pm
Takes 5 votes for it to get in
omnia - September 24, 2009, 5:03 pm
i don't get thsi ****: it's got 5 lions and yet it is not at the top of the top last 7 days.
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 4:57 pm
True quality LD...5 bad Poodles for you!
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:35 pm
For good to exist there must be evil present. 5L
Pacifist - September 24, 2009, 3:57 pm
That's what the evil's are counting on.

TRAGEDY - Only the evil that resides in the heart of mankind could create the conditions for harm like this to come to innocents

TAGS: september challenge evil why oh why
Rating: 3.57/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:58 am
I'll bet he didn't. You don't know much about starvation, do you.
nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:58 am
It doesn't require any evil. Just indifference. People have priorities elsewhere. We're not talking about someone destroying their food or something. Not every unfortunate thing that happens in the world is a result of malice.
JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 12:32 pm
Proof there is no God.
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 4:33 pm
LOOK AT THAT FAT LITTLE PORKER IN THE BACKGROUND!!! >.< I bet HE ate all the food. Bastard.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Wii... want to eat.
Zed - December 15, 2009, 10:35 pm
Is this an ad for Resident evil 5???
TheSarge - December 15, 2009, 6:51 pm
Nothing some old fashioned canabalism wouldn't fix.
timebomb - November 7, 2009, 5:02 pm
Ther're not Ethiopians, these kids live in Detroit. Fed about a dozen or so. 5 Shekels for the poster.
THeDRiZZ - October 28, 2009, 11:47 pm
Why don't Ethopians take showers? They are afraid of sliding down the drain...budabumbump
saumaun - October 18, 2009, 6:14 pm
How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth? ALL OF THEM! Sorry. That was tasteless.
Krissie - October 17, 2009, 9:02 pm
Perhaps it's not evil IN the heart, but PURE evil itself. 5L...

GREENER - You'd think Bruce Wayne could end this argument by buying a crapload of carbon credits!

TAGS: september challenge green arrow vs green batman
Rating: 3.42/5

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Anonymous2 - September 15, 2009, 9:54 am
Wait, I thought the Batmobile ran off of Atomic batteries and turbines... nuclear is very "green", unless there's a meltdown.

PURE EVIL - never trust anyone eating celery.

T.C.B. - Stormtrooper Elvis Takin' Care of Bounty Hunters

PEARL OF ALLAH - I think I know what happened to all that white dog poop from the '70s

TAGS: september challenge this thing is worth 40 million
Rating: 3.15/5

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dslohand - October 6, 2011, 12:46 am
Derek - January 26, 2010, 12:17 am
Looks like the "Elephant-man" of pearls

TRICOPHOBIA - "Fear of Hair" Funny, my only fear is that my back hair is somehow sneaking up on me

TAGS: september challenge that and my nose hair
Rating: 3.1/5

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BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 7:25 am
My Uncle Hans thought that back hair made a great comb over...
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 11:46 pm
Back at ya.
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
Aggy, PMs. :)
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 11:26 pm
It's gone black... and will resurface in your nose and ears.

ROAST PIG WEDDING - Bacon joined in eternal deliciousness. Mazel Tov! It's a potroast!

TAGS: september 22 wedding challenge roast pigs
Rating: 2.18/5

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David A - February 4, 2010, 11:52 am
UUUHHHH...You gonna eat that?

Politics -

VILLIANS - Looks like the Guest List from Elder God Douchebag's last party

TAGS: september challenge evil always looks the same
Rating: 3.64/5

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zammuelist - January 24, 2010, 9:27 am
all very simple names...

TWO UTES - The two whaaaaat?


TAGS: september 15 youth vs bad parenting
Rating: 3.4/5

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agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 5:17 pm
Only for those who promised their son a trip to Disney.
Derek2 - September 16, 2009, 5:15 pm
Have taxes actually increased?
Sean - September 16, 2009, 2:37 pm
This is hilarious.
BoneCD - September 16, 2009, 10:26 am
that's 5 truths from me Aggy
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 10:05 am
Honestly... I know people who plan things based on their tax returns. If this kid has the usual math and economics classes in school, he'll one day have a moment of clarity... and it'll reflect this poster exactly. If not, it's child abuse.
Haarakkon - September 16, 2009, 8:32 am
Exactly. Spinning numbers to tell whatever story you'd like is fine, but this, this is the heart of the matter. Thanks, Agd.


TAGS: september 3 your mommy cheated on me kith
Rating: 3.39/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2009, 2:38 am
d***....I shoulda read the tags first.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2009, 2:37 am
5 clinically depressed lions."Your mother has cheated on me again"

MR. SMIGGLES - I'm just a hunka-hunka burnin' love meeeeooooowww!!!

BE WEARY - Because EVIL is a foot.

TAGS: september 23 challenge evil
Rating: 2.67/5
Ed-Hyde - September 23, 2009, 7:37 am
So close to awesome, missed it by THAT much. Shame.
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 8:57 pm
LOL.... objective achieved!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 8:56 pm
No, I think its supposed to make you tired.
spacedog - September 22, 2009, 8:55 pm
No...weary works too. Xp
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 8:52 pm

WRATH - Inevitable when you go about denying yourself the other 6.

TAGS: the 7 human impulses september assignment crankyhead
Rating: 4.74/5

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jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:44 pm
RL enjoys a good flogging huh? I am sure Cubby can find you a latex clad Domme for you hehe...
Reality Lord - September 22, 2010, 7:49 am

i had a nun when i was in elementary school. not sure but i think its where my spanking fetish began. 5L crank!!

REALLY OLD ?? - I had a really good idea for the calendar challenge today But laughed so hard when this came up in Google I totally forgot what it was

TAGS: sept calendar challenge 19th house
Rating: 4.53/5

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rerun - September 18, 2011, 8:55 pm

It's like my horoscope. really important, happy-healthy and successful.

SUCKERS - There's one born every minute.

G.I. BLUES - Look at it this way Elvis... You only had to go to Germany, not Iraq or Afghanistan!


TAGS: september challenge milk i drink your milksnake
Rating: 3.51/5

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Guest091 - September 5, 2009, 6:42 am
And the surprising part about this is milksnakes aren't venomous and hardly attack humans. But to still scare the **** of humans for just being what it is in this pic is humorous.
Sean - September 4, 2009, 5:43 pm
Actually there are plenty of places for us Canadians to act tough -- just no one takes us seriously there either. So sit tight (something tells me yer a natural at that), I'll calling in an bag o' milk airstike to your location.
MOTIFAKE.com - September 4, 2009, 3:19 pm
The ONE place canadians can act tough apparently (see moron below)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2009, 7:12 am
When you're right. You're right.
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 7:10 am
Fine.... wh***... There I said it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2009, 7:08 am
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 6:48 am
Not again... Can't I just take ONE nap and wake up with my soul where I left it??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2009, 6:47 am
AK!!!!! sorry bud, but I just traded your soul for whiskey. Bunny might sell it back to you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2009, 6:46 am
Semantics......you're a cornhole. Not a milkhole but nobody pointed that out....except me....but I'm drunk.
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 6:44 am
Lighten up, alkoholger. And next time, comment BEFORE you make a tunnel concerning his mistake...
alkoholger - September 4, 2009, 6:38 am
Funny. Although you fail. Thats a cornsnake. Not a milksnake.
Colonel Beuregard Sean - September 3, 2009, 11:57 pm
"Melikes!" You Sirrr have an entirley deplorable want of snake pride. Maybe we should take up a collection and purchase one of them garter snakes and present it to you as our way of commemorating your public declaration of serpentine inferiority.
Woodywood03a - September 3, 2009, 10:55 pm
I like it Logic!!!
agdaniele - September 3, 2009, 10:34 pm
Sean - September 3, 2009, 9:25 pm
That's "Colonel" to you, Sirrr.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2009, 8:58 pm
....LOL Sean!!
Colonal Beuregard Sean - September 3, 2009, 8:48 pm
And for you to dare suggest that he could (assuming we glue his little salamander arms back on) hold a candle to my Blinky (he has a hereditary nervous condition) is an insult to my entire clan. So retract your claim of serpentine superiority post haste!
Colonal Beuregard Sean - September 3, 2009, 8:46 pm
I say I say Sirrrr that all those who hold veracity in high esteem must recoil in horror at the perpetration of the allegation that this syphilitic second rate salamander amputee could favorably compare to even the most tattered of moldy old boot laces.
Sean - September 3, 2009, 5:15 pm
Genius! You bastard. Love it.
Ed-Hyde - September 3, 2009, 2:33 pm
Worse, this song has been in my head all day with THOSE LYRICS!!! And cause I'm feeling mean today, next time you listen to 'Bad Moon Rising', tell me if it doesn't sound like they are saying, "There's a bathroom on the right".
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2009, 12:54 pm
Oh come ON! I JUST got it out of my head and you had to go and comment on it. JEEZ!
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 12:52 pm
Unintended consequence of this poster? This song has been playing in my head for hours!!!

EGD'S CAT - I have done EVIL things in the litter box. There will be more EVIL after my nap. Where is my wicked ball of string?

YOUR 72 VIRGINS - If you are joining a religion that asks you to blow yourself up - maybe, just maybe, you should read the fine print!

YOUR SON - Laugh at him now but just remember this: He'll be the one picking out your Nursing Home.



E=MC2 -

TAGS: sept calendar challenge 17th house
Rating: 4.13/5

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Verdeckt - September 18, 2011, 10:28 pm
I do try to be more artsy then fartsy but it's a daily struggle.

MAY WE NEVER FORGET - The 343 Brothers and Sisters we lost in the service to their fellow man on September eleventh, two thousand and one

TAGS: september eleventh two thousand one
Rating: 3.93/5

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Budog - September 15, 2011, 7:27 pm
As a former Fire and EMS professional, 9/11 had a profound effect on me,as it did all of us in the extended family. It is hard to explain unless you have been there...

GOOD FOR YOU? - It was even better for me!




TAGS: september challenge i just milked in my underwear
Rating: 3.62/5

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Eltarian - August 15, 2012, 4:29 pm
The Bowl - You wish it was you
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 11:51 am
Thank you Gentlemen...just goes to show that milk DOES do a body good!
Ed-Hyde - September 3, 2009, 10:27 am
just about, I nearly 5'd myself to death. That would have been hard to explain to the wife.
BoneCD - September 3, 2009, 9:56 am
Just to let you know LD...that whole set: 5 Poodles...gotta go later Fakers


TAGS: sept 21
Rating: 3.41/5

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LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 9:25 am
Put some mustard on'em ummmmm hmmmm...boy shouldn't oughta be treated like that...BBT FTW!
MO - September 22, 2009, 8:48 am
Well, I reckon I like 'dem french fried cana-ders. Ummmmm hmmmmm....
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:44 am
Sean - your devious idea to get the French-Canadians to anger EGD wouldn't result in them being banned from the rest of Canada.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:27 am
So, WTFO, you actually got banned?
WTFO - September 22, 2009, 12:26 am
Pie is good, just don't get to militant anti-politifake on me bud. For my part, I'll maintain a respectful tone as much as possible.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2009, 12:22 am
*when you
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2009, 12:22 am
I thought we were already cool....I decided to just throw "Pie" at you get too political for my taste.
WTFO - September 22, 2009, 12:19 am
Agreed. Since the peace treaty seems to be signed by ILB and I, I'd like to offer the olive branch to you as well. Since we've had peace before, I extend a live and let live agreement.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2009, 12:08 am
all differences aside.....right is right and wrong is wrong.
WTFO2 - September 21, 2009, 11:34 pm
Just reread my post. You may not have stuck your neck out for me, but regardless it's admirable to stand up for what's right.
WTFO2 - September 21, 2009, 11:33 pm
Moo+, regardless of our past disagreements I appreciate you stepping up in the forum. It wasn't necessary to stick your neck out for me but I want thank you. v/r
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2009, 11:30 pm
Aggy you Dirty Mexican....how dare you.
Derek - September 21, 2009, 11:00 pm
...because they suffer the French or because some of them are?

CHAMPS - I present to you the Motifake Tag Team Moderator Champions - Elder God Douchebag and Arrogant Knight

TAGS: september challenge mods r in ur forum wrestling with ur comments
Rating: 3.4/5

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Arrogant Knight - September 8, 2009, 10:24 am
I lol'd at the tags. But REMEMBER: We're also in ur approval queue, rejecting ur tunnelz and pr**.

INSTITUTE OF EVIL - The nemesis of-HOLY CRAP! Is that gorilla wearing a dress!?

TAGS: september challenge evil half tank half apes in dresses
Rating: 3.32/5

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agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 5:23 pm

IN MOTHER RUSSIA - From Sesame Street, only Elmo is allowed to be shown And thats only because he's Red

INHUMANS - Medusa... the comics just didn't get any hotter than this!

DELTABOB - Just agree with whatever she says in the Forum... at least for the next 6-7 days!


TAGS: september challenge pets
Rating: 2.82/5

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Pacifist - September 12, 2009, 7:03 pm
Darn binoculars.
Pacifist - September 12, 2009, 7:02 pm
Coincidentally speaking of fiction in my last thread, this book is on my to-read list.

LABO(U)R DAY - Work, Rest and Play But not necessarily in that order

TAGS: sept calendar challenge 5th house
Rating: 5/5

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Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 9:16 pm



ISN'T IT ANNOYING WHEN - The woman you love gives you 'that look' Only to utter those immortal words "Not tonight Hon, I have a headache"

TAGS: sept calendar challenge 1st house
Rating: 4/5

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mariand - September 1, 2011, 5:05 am
better than "you get no sammich tonight hon"...lol


TAGS: sept 20
Rating: 3.85/5

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TAGS: sept 17
Rating: 3.78/5

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LogicDude - September 17, 2009, 3:59 pm
And we also won't have to buy you another pair of cleats for next season, these are practically brand new!


TAGS: september 5 bear
Rating: 3.74/5

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Sean - January 14, 2011, 11:50 pm
Yeah. This one.
agdaniele - September 6, 2009, 1:29 am
Yummmmm.. too late.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 1:19 am
I'd settle for a reeces peanut b***er cup.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 1:17 am
And the right wingers probably think this is political ....
Sean - September 6, 2009, 1:13 am
Dude you just made my favouritist motifake of all time. I love that short (and the Martin therein.) True, I needed prompting to give it the thought it deserved, but man, this is great.
agdaniele - September 6, 2009, 1:13 am
Give that man a cupie doll!
agdaniele - September 6, 2009, 1:11 am
Sean - September 6, 2009, 1:07 am
please please please *fingers crossed*
Sean - September 6, 2009, 1:06 am
SNL? 2 Guys 1 Synchronized Swim Routine?
agdaniele - September 6, 2009, 12:50 am
The reference? Nobody?

DISCOVERY - Today on National Geographic: the long lost septic wonder simply known as "God's Throne."

MYTHS - The grass isn't always greener, and the water? Well... it's not always "wetter"


TAGS: september challenge this milk is colder than a witches t**** in a brass bra
Rating: 3.66/5

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Immortal_Anarchist - December 9, 2009, 10:13 am
I love the reaction of the mother. Priceless. 5 of those things that roar and eat others young.
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 11:52 am
That's not just ANY nipple - it's artwork...I mean, it's clearly a bust... ;-)
culos - September 3, 2009, 10:05 am
I'm surprised this one was accepted. When I submit a poster depicting a nipple being sucked it's got to be moved to Naughtyfake.....
motifake - September 3, 2009, 9:59 am

That child is a traitor! LOL - 5L


TAGS: sept 15 youth role model teach and send them outdoors
Rating: 3.65/5

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Sparrowgirl - March 10, 2010, 2:07 pm
this burns. 5L
Haarakkon - September 15, 2009, 11:32 pm
Sadly, so true. Great work, Agd.
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 6:11 pm
I want some extra lessons from Tila!
Sean - September 15, 2009, 2:54 pm
When I was a dumb kid, we didn't have Maggie Margerita or Tila something or other, we had this thing called "older kids".
Lolness - September 15, 2009, 2:39 pm
Awesome :D
RONSART - September 15, 2009, 2:17 pm
Great work!
spacedog - September 15, 2009, 1:49 pm
She has to tell them about the little man in the boat. That was probably the number one question in most middle schools and junior high schools today.


TAGS: sept 24 count da money
Rating: 3.64/5

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spacedog - September 24, 2009, 9:04 pm
Your Majesty, you look like the piss-boy. Very nice Aggy.


TAGS: sept 27 religious growing pains
Rating: 3.64/5

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Pacifist - September 27, 2009, 9:24 pm
How's Harvey doing?
Pacifist - September 27, 2009, 9:23 pm
Scientology, no comment! I left that out of the bio as I was attempting to motivate the child.
Bartimaeus - September 27, 2009, 8:19 pm
Of course not! He's a scientologist; they're not aloud to laugh until the third moon of Corrick in the house of Hejral; now that's entertainment!
Sean - September 27, 2009, 8:15 pm
Can Tom laugh at himself? I'm not so sure about that.
Bartimaeus - September 27, 2009, 8:12 pm
Jk. I know its a serious problem, but if we didn't poke fun at it that would just make things worse. Life's problems never seem so bad when people can laugh at themselves.
Bartimaeus - September 27, 2009, 8:10 pm
Tis nto fnuny to mkae fun of poeple wtih dsyelixa...
Sean - September 27, 2009, 8:04 pm
Yer right, Pacifist. Now help me out. What was Tom's Phd dissertation on again?
Pacifist - September 27, 2009, 5:49 pm
Always an excuse to justify unequal treatment. There was a stance? Keep writing youngster Tom Cruise is supposedly dislexic and he's done fine.
Bartimaeus - September 27, 2009, 4:41 pm
That's so hilariously screwed up. You think somewhere there's an actual dyslexic guy going "What's so funny about Halloween?" 5/5
spacedog - September 27, 2009, 4:16 pm
Nice work agdaniele. 5L
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 3:58 pm
XD...5 candy bars for you
Sean - September 27, 2009, 3:51 pm
Biggest laugh from a motifake for me in a long time. Not a sh** at the rest of the field, just amazed at how funny this d*** one is. And the Kirkster likely has a banana with aggy's name on it.


TAGS: september 12
Rating: 3.61/5

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agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 1:18 am
Thanks... I'll send the shout-out.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 1:17 am
LMAO @ bad hair day.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 1:16 am
Ha!!! Bubby is a reference to the movie "Snatch". The other is a bit g**, but I like it. He isn't too fond of it, so I trained him to come running whenever the word "Guinness" is said aloud.
Sean - September 12, 2009, 1:15 am
And while I suspect that Bubby's having a bit of a bad hair day, the both are good looking cats. Tell 'em that from their uncle sean, K?
Sean - September 12, 2009, 1:14 am
NOMINAL DESTINY Give a cat a revolting name and they'll be some revolitng alright.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 1:05 am
Ungrateful ingratres! Thanks, Ron!
RONSART - September 12, 2009, 1:02 am
super...very good saying...ur babies are so cute.


ONCE A MONTH - We seem to have very rare steaks for supper. And by we, I mean I get a little too.

TAGS: september challenge pms
Rating: 3.52/5

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agdaniele - September 6, 2009, 8:58 pm


TAGS: sept 13 greybeards
Rating: 3.51/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 16, 2009, 2:03 am
Sorry....sober again......can't sense sarcasm.
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 1:54 am
I know, mooooo... didn't think I'd make it that easy, did ya?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 16, 2009, 1:34 am
I just meant that he used this same pic on a poster a few months ago. TTH has no DSL at his new place so we won't be hearing from him for a while. Quiet... isn't it?
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 5:41 pm
I'll be d***ed... sorry, TTH... I should've asked before using a picture of you. And calling you a Greybeard? That wasn't a cheap sh** at you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2009, 6:02 am
Or at least a vigorous reach-around.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2009, 6:01 am
Beautiful Aggy....definitely a 5....But the pic seems familiar....Hope you give TTH some props.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 2:37 pm
Never thought I'd love a Greybeard poster. I was right. No I wasn't. Beautiful.


TAGS: september 11
Rating: 3.51/5

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Sean - September 13, 2009, 9:29 pm
WOODEN CROSSES ROW ON ROW Yet who mourns the fallen wood? Other than my wife. I mean she's one of them environMENTALists. Sheesh.
BoneCD - September 12, 2009, 2:01 pm
Dandelion, dandelion...how many more must we kill!
BoneCD - September 12, 2009, 1:56 pm
I'm still roflmao....Love it!
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 1:35 am
Let me capsulise it for you: Never forget the fallen, plucked from life so young.
Woodywood03a - September 12, 2009, 1:13 am
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 1:05 am
LMAO.... probably so.
Sean - September 12, 2009, 1:02 am
ONLY to you, sicko. Sheesh.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 12:41 am
Is that a de-flowering joke, Sean?
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 12:40 am
In the spirit of Gitmo, they're doing away with Round-Up!
Sean - September 12, 2009, 12:40 am
Looks like someone freed the claustrophobic kitty.
BoneCD - September 12, 2009, 12:17 am
First it was DDT thingy...then the whole weed-b-gone scandal...d*** liberal media...what's next rapid grow?
Sean - September 12, 2009, 12:08 am
Icksne on the ingzzzzzze.
BoneCD - September 12, 2009, 12:06 am
Sean - September 11, 2009, 11:56 pm
"My tears mingle amidst the morning dew ... glistening upon the doomed dandelion." --Yeats.
agdaniele - September 11, 2009, 11:39 pm
Weeds... the garden variety.
KDP3 - September 11, 2009, 11:15 pm
Whats the story behind this memorial? 9/11 or Military?
agdaniele - September 11, 2009, 10:36 pm
They never report the actual numbers in the news.
BoneCD - September 11, 2009, 10:30 pm
Heavy, just heavy

OXYMORON - Dry Water? Really Canada! Next thing you know they'll be putting milk in bags...

TAGS: september challenge who wants dry water
Rating: 3.5/5

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CANADA - October 3, 2009, 1:08 am
by bad, i didnt read that part. i didnt even read the caption till now
Das Ghoti - October 3, 2009, 12:37 am
Lively "coming-out" parties? no thanks Canada, i'll stick to my co-ed shindigs
CANADA - September 17, 2009, 1:30 am
must be good stuff to make the cups dance like that, SO POUR ME A ROUND!


TAGS: sept 23 pure concentrated evil
Rating: 3.49/5

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amina - September 27, 2009, 11:33 pm
wait a second. i just realized i am on the 30th. I know i don't post as much as other but shouldn't at least be the 20th :)
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 9:01 am
LOL Ron! Unarmed? He should've armed himself... if he's gonna decorate this site with bad motifakes.
RONSART - September 23, 2009, 10:53 pm
very good Mr. Buzz...great idea...maybe Sean will use for next month list.
BuZZbomb - September 23, 2009, 10:51 pm
WHOO HOO!! All Hell's Bells ringing on the 26th! (I hope) This would be kinda fun... if it were true.
CANADA - September 23, 2009, 10:39 pm
wow i made the list!
RON - September 23, 2009, 1:15 pm
5+...jez...my mouse getting tried hitting the fifth lion for ya. Wow...somehow u keep topping yourself...on lighter note...love the flame wars of yours...you fighting unarmed people...lol Woody confused now...happy?...lol...Poster genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Player_Meyer - September 23, 2009, 11:40 am
The Who's Who of Motifake... nice... hahah
Sean - September 23, 2009, 11:19 am
d*** this is evil. So d*** evil. d***.
Arrogant Knight - September 23, 2009, 10:55 am
bOB cHIN - September 23, 2009, 10:53 am
I like it...But Woody's gonna be confused...(err, sorry wrong tense)
Arrogant Knight - September 23, 2009, 10:48 am
I kinda like that idea. FEED MY EGO. OM NOM NOM.
amina - September 23, 2009, 10:43 am
I think this would actually be kind of funny. I mean we already have the tributes thread so why not do that in the tributes thread???
spacedog - September 23, 2009, 10:39 am
More like Evil followed by HELLarious.
Arrogant Knight - September 23, 2009, 9:59 am
Evil this month, 'simple' next month.
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 9:55 am
Day 18 is evil?
motifake - September 23, 2009, 9:53 am

LOL, 5L. Just a quick comment before anyone gets any ideas. Please dont do a calendar with everyones names, visitors to motifake wont get it at all.